humor
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Dog & Cat
Run! says the dog. Run! Run! Run! Bark woof grrr! No! says the cat. No! No! No! Hiss spit rrrllll! I’ll eat you! says the dog. I’ll have you for lunch! Claws! Teeth! says the cat. I’ll bloody your nose! You look tasty, says the dog. Yum yum yum! I’m muscle and bone, says… Continue reading
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I am a Real Writer & I can prove it
Many thanks to Janni Lee Simner, via Erin Noteboom But really important people have more than one certificate on their wall, and who is more important than the poet? So I worked this one up, too: This idea was stolen from: J. B. Handelsman, New Yorker, March 10, 1973 Via Ron Sipherd at… Continue reading
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Almost time for the New Year Haiku
Three years ago, Andrew told me there is a tradition of writing a ‘positive’ haiku on the first day of the year. So I wrote one, and it became a collaborative poem dance. I forgot in 2006. We did one here at Watermark again last year, but I was late, and lax, and it was… Continue reading
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My Own Private Conspiracy Theory
What They Don’t Want You to Know In order to understand the A-List blogging phenomena you need to realize that everything is controlled by a hostile group of extraterrestial and local aliens made up of portly female geniuses with help from extremist web nerds of various genders. The conspiracy first started during the degenerate sixties… Continue reading
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Stephen Colbert for President!
Finally, a right-thinking emoting pseudo-candidate whose fake political positions I can artificially support! Continue reading
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