On the second of this month, a friend sent me an email:
well?
So I shot back (ok, I didn’t shoot it back; I sent it yesterday):
no.
you?
& he responded something along the lines of:
I’ll try to decipher this later.
At which point it occurred to me that his first email might not have been an inquiry into my state of health, but a simple question:
are you there?
So I sent this, which I post here so we’re all up-to-date:
allow me to elaborate
you said: ‘well?’
which i interpreted thusly: ‘are you well?’
and
so replied: ‘no, i am not well. but then, i seldom am. however, i am
presently less well than is common, and focusing unduly on same.’and i then inquired, accordingly, into your state of being: ‘and how are you?’
but this interpretation may be a consequence of my current tedious preoccupation with unwellness.
i shall now desist speaking in latinate
i am here.
i am unwell.you?
I’ll be back soon.

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