A Crazy Cat Lady action figure! Except for the fact that my hair is still mostly dark, and I’m not skinny, and I have only two cats — that could be me. And since I am getting an iPod Nano for Christmas (!!!), of course I want this totally frivolous and useless [useless since I plan to wear mine around my neck] item:
Yep, that’s an iPod case. Clearly, one of my resolutions should be to be less covetous — but, later for that. In the meantime, since they are disinclined to make their own New Year’s resolutions, I
have decided to make them for the critters who share my space. We begin
with:
[click image to go to Flickr photo page]
Henry
- I will quit eating catshit
- I will try to be less cute, so that the other critters get equal attention
- I won’t try to climb on Sharon’s head
Lucy
- I will be less neurotic, so that I don’t have to be so brave
- I will remember that I am not the boss of the cats
- I will keep playing tug-a-war, which I just discovered, with Henry
Boo
- I will risk coming downstairs when we have company
- I will stop playing with cat turds on the staircase
- I will spend more time on the lap, and less on the shoulder
Spike
- I will, for another year, not bite anyone
- I will be less of a bully
- I will be kinder to my teddy bear
Squirrel(s)
- I will share more with my siblings and cousins
- I will not chew the ottoman
- I will stop teasing the neighborhood dogs
Weekend critter entertainment:
Friday Ark
I and the Bird
Carnival of the Cats
Carnival of the Dogs
Circus of the Spineless
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