Via feministe, my own Religion:
New Religion Creation
‘New Age Text’From
the most glorious regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the
disembodied spirit of Emma Goldman, bringing to you the wisdom and
stone of the lost city of Venice. To usher in the New Age of cats you
must heed my words and enhance spiritually. The time is soon when the
space wagons of our galactic cousins will return and our collective
wingedness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the
universe will spiral through the wrist chakras of the worthy, and our
3rd ankle shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and
accept our inner antler. We must feel the inner antler, become the
inner antler, curve it as though it was a spiral. We must accept our
karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Sophia, always says ‘The true
form of a circle is actually a round sphere , but enlightenment is like
a red chair on the wind’. For there is no right or wrong, no carpet or
anti-carpet, only one great and omnipresent vase.
Heh. I kind of like it.
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