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Cats are Democrats

Once more (last time), for the NYT folks who are still trickling in, Welcome! I hope you will take some time to explore a bit. Below, you will find many cat-blogging posts; here you will find links to other cat sites, and here you will find poems, politics, play, and much else

Remember this?

Kitties For Kerry banner

These Democratic kitties are in denial:

Spike - orange cat Boo - grey tabby cat

kitten who survived washing machineBut
cats are survivors, as proved by this little guy; they just keep
tumbling along. To further explore the issue of Cats as Democrats, I offer
the following essay, courtesy of  EssayGenerator (via lonita’s links log): 

An essay on Cats are Democrats

Are you sitting comfortably? The constantly changing fashionable
take on Cats are Democrats demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited
by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco
compartmentalism, there are just not enough blues songs written about
Cats are Democrats. It is an unfortunate consequence of our
civilizations history that Cats are Democrats is rarely given rational
consideration by the over 50, who just don’t like that sort of thing.
In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each
of them the thought that they fully deserve.

Social Factors
Society is a human product. When Lance Bandaner said ‘twelve times I’ve
traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my
foot prints’ [1] he could have been making a reference to Cats are
Democrats, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and
uglyness, Cats are Democrats is quite good.
Nothing represents every day life better than Cats are Democrats, and I
mean nothing. It grows stronger every day.

Economic Factors The dictionary defines
economics as ‘the social science concerned with the production,
distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services’. We will
begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. For those of you
unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model
but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. . .

The results displayed in the [deleted] graph are too clear to be ignored.
Seemingly the market value of gold has always depended upon Cats are
Democrats to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Perhaps to coin
a phrase Cats are Democrats economics will be the buzz word of the
century.

Political Factors The media have made politics
quite a spectacle. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and
Eastern European countries is like comparing Cats are
Democratsilisation, as it’s become known, and one’s own sense of
morality.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the
great political analysts Augstin T. Time ‘A man must have his cake and
eat it in order to justify his actions.’ [2] One cannot help but agree
when faced with Cats are Democrats, that this highlights an important
issue. History tells us that Cats are Democrats will always be a vote
winner, whether we like it, or not.
Is Cats are Democrats politically correct, in every sense? Each man,
woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion How much responsibility lies with
Cats are Democrats? We can say that Cats are Democrats is, to use the
language of the streets ‘Super Cool.’ It questions, applauds greatness
and is a joy to behold.
I will leave you with the words of Hollywood’s Wyclef Kournikova: ‘Oooh
yeah Cats are Democrats shoo badaby dooo.’ [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner – Adventurous Spirit – 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Time – Yes Indeed – 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Your guide to Cats are Democrats – Issue 98 – T36 Publishing

This week’s Carnival of the Cats is here, and Friday Ark is up. Off you go, folks and felines, into the next four years . . .

4 responses to “Cats are Democrats”

  1. Modulator Avatar

    Friday Ark

    Cats, Dogs, Spiders and ? every Friday. I’ll post links to sites that have Friday (or shortly thereafter) photos of their chosen animals as I see them (no photoshops and no humans). Leave a comment or trackback to this post and I’ll add yours to the li…

  2. Mind of Mog Avatar

    Carnival Of The Cats #33

    It’s that time again, for Carnival of the Cats, and we have big bunch of kitties for you, well not as big as Edloe but still big.
    First up, how to avoid a needle in one’s kitty ass and other good advice from MJ Cat.
    Beware of letting the cat watch …

  3. Romeocat Avatar

    Hey, SB! Your kitties look comfy-snuggly and adorable, too.
    Thanks for your comment about mine and their movies. I use a Sony digital, which will also take little movies. I simply plug the memory stick from the camera into my Sony laptop, and move the files onto my hard drive (Lord, I looooooove plug and play!). TypePad then will let me upload with the “file” button(not the “image”).
    Hope to see some catmovies from you soon!

  4. SB Avatar

    My FinePix does movies, too, but I never think to use it that way. We shall see. Most likely a dog movie, if I do one — the cats just lie around, but the dogs wrestle.

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