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Is Your Pet An Earthling?

. . . one out of five dogs and cats are space pets, descendants of original alien creatures that were ‘seeded’ on Earth 50,000 years ago. . . .

A quick scan of the WorldWideWeb found proof:

 

CatTattoo

 

Still sceptical?  Then what is this??
what-is-that

 

And here is my own sweet Boo, caught unaware:
alien-boo

 

Lucy is not an alien, but she knows
THEY’RE OUT THERE
lucy75

For more scholarly inquiry on this subject, go to Cats Could Be Aliens; and to find out if your cat is an alien, take the quiz at International Inquirer, then read the rationale for the questions.  The answers may startle you.

I would like to thank the denziens of the underworld at The WELL, who have asked to remain anonymous for security reasons (I’m sure you understand) for the pointer to this story.

10 responses to “Is Your Pet An Earthling?”

  1. jenett.radio Avatar
    jenett.radio

    itzawrap…

    To round out Itzagas Friday here at jenett.radio, might I share some sensational news in SB‘s <a href=”http://www.sbpoet.com/friday_cat_blogg…

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  2. Zozo Avatar
    Zozo

    Lemme guess: Al Gore, right?
    Don’t forget: the next Carnival of the Cats will hosted by Molly and me at foolsblog…send your your entries to zozo(at)foolsblog(dot)com by 6:00PM PDT, Sunday 6/27

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  3. Patia Avatar
    Patia

    I really HOPE that tattoo — er, cattoo? — was done in Photoshop.

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  4. mjones Avatar
    mjones

    And just what makes you so certain that Lucy is not an alien?

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  5. SB Avatar
    SB

    Lucy is afraid of aliens. Just ask her.

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  6. Feste...a foolsblog Avatar
    Feste…a foolsblog

    Now We Dance COTC #15

    Welcome to Carnival of the Cats …turn up your speakers…it’s nude cat dancing and singing!! Who could possibly want more? – nUDe Boy cAT DanCing? Nevermind, Mol. On to the cats in no particular order…as we cats got a short…

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  7. Feste...a foolsblog Avatar
    Feste…a foolsblog

    Now We Dance COTC #15

    Welcome to Carnival of the Cats …turn up your speakers…it’s nude cat dancing and singing!! Who could possibly want more? Click here for Kayla’s dance – nUDe Boy cAT DanCing? Nevermind, Mol. On to the cats in no particular order…as…

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  8. florussel Avatar
    florussel

    might have some info on dogs as well

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  9. Devi Avatar
    Devi

    Bozo is totally an alien. he howls whole night looking at the sky.

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  10. Devi Avatar
    Devi

    Bozo is totally an alien. he howls whole night looking at the sky.

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